Facebook addiction? Give me a break.
Social network withdrawl. American Idol. Obesity and sedentary lifestyles. Depression. Modern day ennui.
All cured by bringing back the dinosaurs. How could you be depressed because your-boyfriend-doesn't-love-you-as-much-as-he-loves-GTA4-
and-you-eat-becase-it-hurts if you were being chased by a Velociraptor?
Think about how much better life would be? No more three hour phone calls from your mother complaining about your father not taking out the trash? No more telemarketers: they'd be eaten first. As proven by Jurassic Park, T-rex prefers lawyer two to one over the leading other brand of white meat.
Think about it.